UsVsTh3m’s Illuminati Celebrity Murders: The Complete Spreadsheet

Yesterday, UsvsTh3m published a fun post where they used Google search suggestions to find out which celebrities may have been murdered by the Illuminati.

It was an amusing post and, as is my way, I started wondering whether that kind of stuff could be used for any content creation, so I had a quick look into it.

Unfortunately, I don’t have any clients working in the celebrity gossip/ murder field and I really don’t have the time to do anything with it myself, so I decided to pop up a fun little post of my own.

I ran a few search suggestion scrapers on the Illuminati to find out if they killed any more celebrities (they did – loads), how many people are wise to their games and are Googling for more information, how many people have painted a target on their backs by daring to talk about it online and, scarily, who might be their next target.

I know who’s going on my dead pool for next year.

You can get the spreadsheet here.

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I must say though – what I can’t quite figure out is why Iron Man, Mr. Fantastic and Professor X would want to kill Whitney Houston. Maybe they just got sick of hearing “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” at every Christmas party or something.